I attend a small Bible college in the Midwest. At m orning chapel our director of admissions — an attractiv e and shapely woman — was addressing the students on th e subject of the rapid growth of our enrollment. The ma le director of college ministries followed her in the p ulpit.

　　As she walked to her seat, he exclaimed innocently, "I don't know about you, but figures like that really e xcite me." The chapel rocked with good-natured laughter , and it took several moments for the speakers to regai n their composure.